daylight saving time
Commonly abbreviated as
DST,
Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not
get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Daylight savings time
by the coolest kid in school on Aug 23, 2019 10:11:28
Daylight savings time
by Dolfo 8 on Mar 08, 2009 14:33:40
Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that
robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and
135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years
do the math)
Daylight Savings Time
by ommonomaily on Aug 07, 2012 12:04:00
Daylight Saving Time
by Jeremiah C on Apr 05, 2006 10:24:21
When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be
rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from
Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your
clock back.
daylight savings time bar hopping
by Paul S.W. on Oct 29, 2006 16:11:38
on the last sunday in October, the
clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go
bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go
to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday
Example:
'We got
proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'
'yeah but you'll
pay for it in the
spring when it gets reversed'
'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'
Daylight Saving Time
by Gilliam Shakesbeer on May 18, 2019 02:29:39
Example:
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched
hubris! Time bends for no man.
Hast thou
forsaken thy creator?
Daylight Savings Time
by imagine_begging on Jun 16, 2023 10:57:29
something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and
africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a
big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that
approved it.
Example:
me: *calls to friend in china where
daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in
UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now
1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
Daylight Savings Time Party
by RebYizTheShiz on Sep 24, 2019 10:16:57