turtling Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

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by audvisartist on Jul 23, 2008 03:46:22

When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.

Example:
Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.

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by mikepantz012 on Nov 12, 2005 07:11:35

In video games it means two things.

For turned based strategy games, it means to keep your units together usually in or near their default positions on the map and use defensive tactics such as attacking only when the enemy is near you, using defend commands or other units to defend each other, etc.

In fighting games, it means to keep defending and block all of your enemies attacks untill there is an opportunity to strike.

Basically, in both cases it's using defense/blocking untill you have a good opportunity to make an action or attack your enemy.

Example:
"I just beat Nightmare Geese in Real Bout Fatal Fury! He was tough, but I blocked his attacks with my turtling skills and then attacked when I had the opportunity."

"In Front Mission in the 2nd or so battle against Driscoll's forces, I turtled and didn't move my units then attacked as soon as the enemy came near by"

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by 03Mach1 on Aug 25, 2005 23:47:30

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

Example:
The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

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by Depth Charge on May 28, 2009 12:59:14

When two humans feel the need for tantric gratification and one lays belly down while the other lies belly down on their back. Genital penetration may occur. Many turtling couples may be seen on Plympton street located near Harvard in Boston.

Example:
Krikey, I can't believe Tony is turtling with Liz right after she lit up that toilet!

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by plankton_king on Mar 23, 2003 14:48:12

In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.

Example:

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by Thibadeaux on Oct 12, 2003 06:55:43

The act of dumping out a backpack, turning it inside out and replacing the contents

Example:
Those mothafuckas turtled my back

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by Maryfaery on Jun 26, 2004 12:44:12

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).

Example:
Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.

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by Xerxes2 on Sep 20, 2005 05:53:01

Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.

Example:
Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!

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by jack burton on Mar 28, 2005 14:49:08

A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.

Example:
Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.

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