decanter
The act of using a
catheter to
drain one's
bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.
Decants
by Slick007nick on May 12, 2008 18:41:48
decantering
by *Flounce* on Jul 28, 2008 11:57:38
To pour wine from incrediply
high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving
portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *
bamph* sound efect, etc.
decant
by Zyklon-B on Oct 02, 2003 10:53:28
Decante
by Heardbub on May 11, 2017 08:05:05
When you
bang a
hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of
low key.
Example:
Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just
decante.
(Has Spanish origins but is a
perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious
southern accent)
human decanter
by Nurse K on Feb 11, 2008 08:04:59
A man who uses a catheder to empty his
bladder of all
urine and replace it with
wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Example:
Last night we
hired a human
decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I
wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
Human wine decanting
by Señor Cunnilingo on Jan 27, 2021 07:43:22
The act of inserting a
catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening
septic shock, or "
cock shock".
Human Decanting
by shamdog6 on Jul 21, 2021 23:37:49
When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually
red wine), and serves
partygoers by
emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
decanterable
by Vfeddie on Jan 01, 2021 08:26:46
A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the
swill you brought this
Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.
Go decant yourself!
by Young Money D-Money on Jul 24, 2024 09:56:10
A saying coined by greatest service
industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to
calm down, chill, or “
aerate” themselves.