decanter

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.



decantering
To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.
Example:
ZOMG! Decantering from such a hight!!!


Decante
When you bang a hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of low key.
Example:
Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just decante.

(Has Spanish origins but is a perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious southern accent)


human decanter
A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Example:
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.


Human wine decanting
The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Example:
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.


Human Decanting
When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
Example:
Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!


decanterable
A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.
Example:
Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable


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