human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.



Human wine decanting
The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Example:
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.


Human Decanting
When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
Example:
Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!


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