deceiver
by Le Fartier on Apr 12, 2010 13:06:09
Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta
let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the
backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...
deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.
Example:
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was
in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"
Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"
Amen to that, brother."
The Deceiver
by Fancypants on Jan 22, 2005 03:50:01
A legendary man in Stockholm, Sweden.
Often just called
TGD (
The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels
Torg, a place that's always full of people.
Example:
"If you go to
Sweden, watch out for Alex
the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe
TGD has them.. heh."
deceiver
by sweet-1-sass on Feb 05, 2010 00:42:39
in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get
closer, you
realise they are not. at all.
that person is a 'deceiver'
Example:
Jake: 'hey man, check out that
hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets
closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'
Deceivers
by MDMC on Jan 14, 2011 19:35:41
Breasts that appear to be good when inside the
bra. When the bra is removed, the breasts are not what you expected.
Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell
what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.
Example:
Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?
Matt -
Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had
deceivers.
Kevin - Damn,
I feel your pain...
Bieb Deceived
by Vapor S. Thompson on Feb 28, 2011 01:37:36
The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with
a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.
Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading
a James Bond movie called "
Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.