droid it

Basically a person equivalent to a walking shit stain, no purpose in life, below average iq and generally look pretty funny. Droids are like npc’s in gta, repetitively living the same stupid and pathetic life. You can tell if you have encountered a droid by observing their face and actions.



The Droid
1. n. The end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. A phone created by the Motorola Corporation in the summer of the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new "apps", or "applications", for said The Droid. Can do anything, for any reason, at any time.

2. n. (see GOD)

3. adj. Used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the bitches cream their pantaloons.

4. adj. Used to describe any one entity/nonentity that is infantessimally better that the iPhone.

5. v. The act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see PWN)
Example:
1. Carl: Dude, is that The Droid??

James: Totally bro. I just got it today

Carl's Girlfriend: James, could I possibly suck your dick?

James: Sure. (turns to camera) Thanks, Pussy Magnet App!!

Carl: Noooooooo!!! (cries like a bitch.)

2. (from scripture) And The Droid said, Let there be light: and there was light.

3. Steven: Bro. Did you see that LeBron James cross-court drive?? That shit was The Droid, son!!!

Drew: Yeah...(looks down)

Steven: Bro, did you just cream your pants?? I thought you were a dude!!!

Drew: I haven't always been a dude...

4. Jason: Sex is The Droid

Modias: I don't know, my iPhone is pretty cool...

Jason: Fag.

5. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a major camper was trying to chill out with the Intervention, but x W4rg4mer x totally The Droid that fag with one shot from an AT4-HS.


droid
Taken from Android, a robot though not limited to one of human form. Unique to the Star Wars universe (LucasFilms has a trademark on it).
Example:
Jobs that are deemed to dangerous or monotonous for humans are often left to droids.


Droid It
to find an answer using an Android Phone.
Example:
Bob woke up in the morning wondering what the weather was going to be that day. He reached over to his night stand, grab his Android phone and droid it.

Mike, "Hey Dave, do you know what movies are out?"

Dave, "Droid it."


droid
from "android"

- a robot
Example:
"In year 2041, scientist will be able to make commercial DROIDS that people will purchase to do house-chores for them and to wipe their ass after they poop"


Droids
When two female companions physically resemble the droids / robots R2-D2 and C3-PO from the Star Wars movies. An observed behavior wherein a female keeps the company of a perceived physically more or less attractive associate to alter the perception of their own allure.
Example:
Two women are together and one is tall and skinny the other short and portly. Potential male suitors usually have a friend entertain the R2-D2 of the pair so that he may have alone time with the C3-PO. Alone time with the C3-PO of the pair is a difficult thing as the females always travel together just like the droids that are their namesake.


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