The Droid

1. n. The end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. A phone created by the Motorola Corporation in the summer of the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new "apps", or "applications", for said The Droid. Can do anything, for any reason, at any time.2. n. (see GOD)3. adj. Used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the bitches cream their pantaloons.4. adj. Used to describe any one entity/nonentity that is infantessimally better that the iPhone.5. v. The act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see PWN)



The Droid
A phone made by Motorola and distributed by Verizon. It was supposed to be the iphone killer but due to its horrible keyboard, unreliable sound, and spotty coverage, it failed miserably. In short, this phone is a complet and total fail.
Example:
I had the droid for one weekend before I realized how bad it was and returned it, payed the $30 restocking fee, and got an EnV Touch


Droid
Basically a person equivalent to a walking shit stain, no purpose in life, below average iq and generally look pretty funny. Droids are like npc’s in gta, repetitively living the same stupid and pathetic life. You can tell if you have encountered a droid by observing their face and actions.
Example:
Yo bro, look at that walking droid over there. It’s not looking good for his friends and family.


droid
Taken from Android, a robot though not limited to one of human form. Unique to the Star Wars universe (LucasFilms has a trademark on it).
Example:
Jobs that are deemed to dangerous or monotonous for humans are often left to droids.


Droid It
to find an answer using an Android Phone.
Example:
Bob woke up in the morning wondering what the weather was going to be that day. He reached over to his night stand, grab his Android phone and droid it.

Mike, "Hey Dave, do you know what movies are out?"

Dave, "Droid it."


droid
from "android"

- a robot
Example:
"In year 2041, scientist will be able to make commercial DROIDS that people will purchase to do house-chores for them and to wipe their ass after they poop"


Droids
When two female companions physically resemble the droids / robots R2-D2 and C3-PO from the Star Wars movies. An observed behavior wherein a female keeps the company of a perceived physically more or less attractive associate to alter the perception of their own allure.
Example:
Two women are together and one is tall and skinny the other short and portly. Potential male suitors usually have a friend entertain the R2-D2 of the pair so that he may have alone time with the C3-PO. Alone time with the C3-PO of the pair is a difficult thing as the females always travel together just like the droids that are their namesake.


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