Eat off
by Abu B Sal on Oct 03, 2009 21:10:38
To have a competition with your friend(s) to see who can eat the most /
quickest. Participants need not be obese to
participate. Under no circumstance can the
eat off be planned. The eat off can be to consume ANY food.
Example:
Dude 1 - Duuuuude, this lasagne is awesome.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 -
Are you challenging me to an
eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes.
Eat off !
random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...
EAT OFF !!!
Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.
Eating off the dollar menu
by Tha6foota on May 12, 2009 03:24:50
A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from
the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is
eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you
can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Example:
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was
bammer, he was
eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Eat Your Face Off
by TedDeadMan on Jan 23, 2010 03:53:31
Example:
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout
a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2:
Rock on!
eat the meat off the toilet seat
by OjibweLdF on Aug 01, 2008 11:39:31
when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you
stumble into a
pissy stall and find a tasty
morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Example:
Yo
Howard! Yesterday after those
jello shots I went to the park
shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck
by hoodlum_hunter on Apr 29, 2009 15:13:15
To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close
to your head you would reach up and take a bite of
the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Example:
Man I'm so
hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!