eat off

To steal or take something away without permission



Eat off
To have a competition with your friend(s) to see who can eat the most / quickest. Participants need not be obese to participate. Under no circumstance can the eat off be planned. The eat off can be to consume ANY food.
Example:
Dude 1 - Duuuuude, this lasagne is awesome.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 - Are you challenging me to an eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes. Eat off !

random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...EAT OFF !!!

Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.


Eating off the dollar menu
A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Example:
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"


Eat Your Face Off
Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating

Commonly used by dieters and college students
Example:
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?

Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise

Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets

Dieter 2: Rock on!


eat the meat off the toilet seat
when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Example:
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!


I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck
To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Example:
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!


Latest Searches

nausea, every single, Ewwwwww, Ever, Pringle, five and five, Merg, Kindergarten, Ho-Ho, adult animation, no blicky, a beautiful girl, Wednesday, most perfect person, handmaiden, Bruvva, fighter, Annoyed, Big Big, toolish, hate to see it, the ideal, Queens, captivator, this is a bucket, the who, it’s time, old enough to party, i heard, a Jerk, Uhhhh, Eye Rolling, COVID-19, administration, creative director, species, braddas, missing in action, mercedes-Benz, Lysm, my head, Pliers Dokie, clankin, Rocket Power, That water, Bin laden, you <3, GOOD GOD, Slatington, Khanate, rich ass, ABG, spamalot, baggage, I fly, Catholic high school, furball, Fuck My Wife, The spiral, soul eater, ionic, middle aged man, Plessis, food food, bite off, Angela, pussy licker, LADY DI, Converse, stripping, Voo, loosing, That kid, hells angels, Secretary of State, chicano, HEY-oh, March 5, maddest, sym, terrific, spout, sunn, Royal, A best friend, Marrs, kss, I feel pretty, knife and fork, fucking punk, Af, strong hand, Self mutilation, Codex, Vulpine, qld, vb, are you retarded, up gang, GALS, math book, After hours, GARAGE SALE, montessori, The Last Jedi, happiness, immigrants, Tightly, still would, a large Korean, thicc, spoiled brat, IYM, Pretty Hot, Prescot, american dad, Tamagotchi, syphilis, amzing, Retired, Tall order, METEOR, the C, Preying mantis style, Kung-Fu Jesus, Caution Call, later much, Striked, This is a joke, free, Quotas, Stenching, put hands on, 153, the F-word, Shipment, cool people, Uncle Buck, The sequence, Crashing, the underworld, Names, Asian boy, cuddle buddy, protests, Sixth Sense of Humor, irritate, the fruit, The Melvins, 2 MORE, toosh, Space travel, Akron, philipino twinkie, Sucks to suck, male stripper, Sadge, the WORLD, C-C-C, MY NIG, Aunt Kathy, davids, nanners, PH, nationalist, vend, shit show, Ya know, jolly old, Bandits, five hit, smoke a joint, moodiness, yamero, Trevored, Presto, MalWare, a tangle, Missed, goat, little rock, pies, Morning After Dump, going on vacation, Boku No Pico, Suck suck suck, pier, TIA, your such a, Norh, FUP, the homies, Weinstein Effect, Offering, a dad, search bar, sludge metal, Ummmm, outie vagina, Black Mirror, repititous, eat off, nausea, every single, Ewwwwww, Ever, Pringle, five and five, Merg, Kindergarten, Ho-Ho, adult animation, no blicky, a beautiful girl, Wednesday, most perfect person, handmaiden, Bruvva, fighter, Annoyed, Big Big, toolish, hate to see it, the ideal, Queens, captivator, this is a bucket, the who, it’s time, old enough to party, i heard, a Jerk, Uhhhh, Eye Rolling, COVID-19, administration, creative director, species, braddas, missing in action, mercedes-Benz, Lysm, my head, Pliers Dokie, clankin, Rocket Power, That water, Bin laden, you <3, GOOD GOD, Slatington, Khanate, rich ass, ABG, spamalot, baggage, I fly, Catholic high school, furball, Fuck My Wife, The spiral, soul eater, ionic, middle aged man, Plessis, food food, bite off, Angela, pussy licker, LADY DI, Converse, stripping, Voo, loosing, That kid, hells angels, Secretary of State, chicano, HEY-oh, March 5, maddest, sym, terrific, spout, sunn, Royal, A best friend, Marrs, kss, I feel pretty, knife and fork, fucking punk, Af, strong hand, Self mutilation, Codex, Vulpine, qld, vb, are you retarded, up gang, GALS, math book, After hours, GARAGE SALE, montessori, The Last Jedi, happiness, immigrants, Tightly, still would, a large Korean, thicc, spoiled brat, IYM, Pretty Hot, Prescot, american dad, Tamagotchi, syphilis, amzing, Retired, Tall order, METEOR, the C, Preying mantis style, Kung-Fu Jesus, Caution Call, later much, Striked, This is a joke, free, Quotas, Stenching, put hands on, 153, the F-word, Shipment, cool people, Uncle Buck, The sequence, Crashing, the underworld, Names, Asian boy, cuddle buddy, protests, Sixth Sense of Humor, irritate, the fruit, The Melvins, 2 MORE, toosh, Space travel, Akron, philipino twinkie, Sucks to suck, male stripper, Sadge, the WORLD, C-C-C, MY NIG, Aunt Kathy, davids, nanners, PH, nationalist, vend, shit show, Ya know, jolly old, Bandits, five hit, smoke a joint, moodiness, yamero, Trevored, Presto, MalWare, a tangle, Missed, goat, little rock, pies, Morning After Dump, going on vacation, Boku No Pico, Suck suck suck, pier, TIA, your such a, Norh, FUP, the homies, Weinstein Effect, Offering, a dad, search bar, sludge metal, Ummmm,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!