hot moms

nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)



hot mom
Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Example:
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!


Hot Mom Jeans
The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
Example:
Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!


I love hot moms
Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.
Example:
Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”


Hot moms near you
A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.
Example:
Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"


hot mess mom
A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
Example:
Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."


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