effluence
Poo, shit, crap, feaces, basically
what ever comes out of
your arse (bottom, behind, anus, bum-hole,
poo-poo).Can also be used as a term to describe the way in which someone is talking...
Effluencer
by Gats AU on Feb 06, 2021 10:58:40
A so-called 'social media influencer' that goes that extra mile to spew forth more shit (effluencing) in order to
garner another
15 minutes of fame (or
infamy).
Example:
Look, the social media
effluencer Ducklips is effluencing that cheap line of makeup
on social media again! No one must have noticed her today.
Effluencer
by Legga68 on Mar 13, 2022 07:58:44
An Effluencer is the opposite to an influencer, as in they typically
fly in and crap all over a situation and fly out again without really taking responsibility for what they perceived to
be easy not taking into consideration the perspective of the people, business, or environment that they have
impacted. Generally senior management types that get promoted due to innate ability to suck up with little real world knowledge of what they are doing.
Example:
A meeting of highly influential Effluencer’s gathered in
head office and made commitments to client that were never achievable as result leaving
the Project Manager to
cleanup their mess and repair the Customer relationship.
His Effluency
by His Effluency on Aug 10, 2012 10:38:05
n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the
24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as
The Spank, the person who has won the
coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.
Example:
"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at
HQ before the
checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"
"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."
and
"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now.
Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"