elementary school

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.



elementary school
A place you go to as a kid to get ready for 90% of the stuff you'll deal with in real life.
Example:
I'm starting to notice that my 9-5 job only utilizes the stuff I learned in elementary school.


elementary school
School usually for children ages 5-11. Teaches the basics of all subjects.
Example:
I went to elementary school a long time ago.

It ruled.


elementary school
An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?
Example:
For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."


elementary school
a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats spawn from. A place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in hell.
Example:
so the same kid walks by me and calls me a shit nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those fucking pieces of shit that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.


Elementary School
The name given to Grades 1-5, in elementary school, people would learn basics about Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, Math, and Physical Education. Occasionally, certain school will have Religion as a subject and/or Spanish (although these two subjects are not common). For many people, elementary school is considered the only portion of your education that won't be an aboslote hell. Teachers would usually be nice, your fellow classmates won't be a bunch of assholes, and your school will try to make learning "fun".

Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.

Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.

By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job
Example:
"Dude, remember back when we were in elementary school"?

"Yeah man, elementary school was the shit back in the day"


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