enlisted

People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.



re-enlist

by chucked on Sep 27, 2007 13:06:29

Re-enlist "verb"

The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.

Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.

see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
Example:
Fresh into the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy wants to re-enlist for six years.

Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.


enlistment cock

by Kim Jon Uno on Oct 14, 2018 21:44:37

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.
Example:
(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.


Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)

by BROSKEW on Mar 13, 2009 11:03:19

A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
Example:
"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"


(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"



(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"





air force oath of enlistment

by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH on Oct 29, 2008 05:23:40

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT


I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
Example:
air force oath of enlistment


Craigs-enlist

by '$^!-Mariner on Sep 18, 2020 02:02:10

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Example:
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!


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