sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.



sized up
when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.
Example:
“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way


Size up
The phrase "size up", usually used in arguments, essentially means to "stand up and fight"
Example:
"Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up"

In other words...

"Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."


Size up
To get a feel of someone's strength by observing them or a call out to get someone to fight you

This pretty simple term which was then redefined by tiktok idiots into: When a man looks if his dick will fit by checking out a girl's thighs.
Example:
Bro 1: Bro, I fucked your mom

Bro 2: Size up, bitch.

Bro 1: Bet

What tiktok idiots think it is:

Girl: OMG you're so gross, why are you sizing me up?

Boy: Umm... I wasn't. I don't want to fight


size up
When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Example:
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."

Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."

Male 1: "Size up"

Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.


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