merk

v. 1. to kill someone 2. to beat someone in a game3. to insult someone4. to injure someone adj. (merked)1. looking unkempt2. looking real stoned/drunk



merk
Anything you want it to be,
Example:
I'm gonna merk babyface so hard she'll never get merked again

i just got merked by some white boy

i forogt to wipe my butt and i just merked my white briefs


merk
To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.

Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Example:
Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!

Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.

Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.


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