I fell on it

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.



He Tripped and I Fell
A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
Example:
Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!


I fell down some stairs
what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
Example:
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"


I fell down some stairs
When you and a friend think of the same thing and it makes you think of Fight Club. "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me... I fell down some stairs. I feel down some stairs."
Example:
Oh man! I fell down some stairs! I was just thinking of that!


since i fell off my dinosaur
A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.
Example:
Me: Dude, is that a Yugo?

Friend: Dafuq? I haven't seen one since i fell off my dinosaur


that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur
Example:
for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur


I remember when I fell off my dinosaur
A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Example:
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.


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