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the poltergeist

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

poltergeist

by Capt_Capacitor on Apr 17, 2005 05:12:59

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

Example:
that place is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist

by Achim S. on Mar 07, 2006 23:29:55

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

Example:
the house is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist

by vladimir on Feb 24, 2004 12:19:31

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

Example:
girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

poltergeist

by SPANISH BASTARD on Sep 11, 2003 04:53:59

fucking a bitch in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waiving

Example:
she was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist

Poltergeist

by Pechkoff on May 26, 2008 02:30:17

When a man gives it to his female partner from behind, then pretends to fall out and switches with his best bud. He then runs to a window and waves at his girl while she takes it from his bud.

Example:
"yo she be disrespecting me the other night, so I called up my boy kareem and we be'd poltergeisting that bitch"

poltergeist

by Andrea M N on Aug 30, 2008 14:07:08

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.

Example:
the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind

Poltergeist

by DrVenkman on Jun 06, 2015 07:57:48

the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.

Example:
Yeah, she ghosted me but she keeps poltergeisting my Instagram posts.

Poltergeist

by _JC_ on Jan 26, 2014 04:29:37

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Example:
Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

_________

Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

_________

Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

Poltergeist

by Mahinxosr on Jun 11, 2017 04:07:27

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

Example:
I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

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