flex seal
The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquidFlex Seal
Example:
Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"
Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..
Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"
Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..
Flex Seal
A organization who uses a dark material named „flex tape“. Flex tape is very dangerous because if someone puts it into a hole it can create a portal to a demon realm. The founder of the organization is called „Felix tapé“.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.
Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.
Flex Seal
I'm Phil Swift Here With Flex Seal!
Flex seal that pussy
Example:
"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."
"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."
Flex Seal Liquid
helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
Example:
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
Flex seal your god damn mouth
Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player
flex Seal challenge
The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.
Example:
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!