turd nugget

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.



turd nugget

by Mazda 3 Transform! on Dec 23, 2005 14:31:40

a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
Example:
"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"


turd nugget

by knowbodynos on Dec 21, 2016 06:19:07

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley
Example:
Ashley sure is a turd nugget.


turd nugget

by pooperscooperdooper on Mar 12, 2010 06:40:33

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.
Example:
1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.


Turd-Nugget

by Platinum Romeo on Nov 16, 2006 03:44:24

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).
Example:
"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"


turd nuggets

by owningThis on Feb 09, 2010 02:07:34

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.
Example:
K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"


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