Phil Swift
Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is
the creator of
Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
Phil Swift
by MangoEnterprise on Mar 13, 2018 22:26:42
Example:
All
hail Phil Swift
Phil Swift
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan on May 22, 2018 22:56:55
Phil Swift
by NotPieGuy on Jan 22, 2021 04:57:25
An
immortal,
godlike being with powers beyond human
comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
Example:
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam:
Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to
bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of
Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Phil Swift
by Niamh_3dwards on Dec 06, 2018 15:04:37
Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as
flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with
the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
Phil Swift
by FlexSwift on May 31, 2019 03:17:15
Example:
Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil
Swifted you that night.
Phil Swift
by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx on Aug 22, 2018 07:53:39
Phil Swift
by Genius Khan on Sep 29, 2018 14:02:54
Phil Swift
by therealdonaldSUCC on Nov 08, 2018 01:47:35
"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons
versus the
Archangel Micheal and his
legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
Phil Swift
by .u on Aug 26, 2019 11:11:28