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footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

footstool

by Valinda on Nov 02, 2006 14:28:21

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Example:
Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

footstool

by capnwacky on Nov 11, 2008 06:57:25

To completely and totally destroy something or someone. Taken from the biblical "...until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet."

Example:
Lot: Hey, did you hear about Gomorrah?

Howard: Yeah, God totally footstooled those chumps.

footstool

by Steve-o-roni on Dec 17, 2006 13:15:03

A turd that is roughly 12 inches in length. Usually curved in nature and found sticking out of the toilet water.

Example:
Holy shit! Someone left a footstool in the toilet!

footstool

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic on Apr 16, 2007 15:25:56

The woman you are using to score points with the woman you want to fuck is the 'footstool.'

Example:
Drew: Eric that girl you are hanging out with is seriously nasty.

Eric: Dude, she is just a footstool. I am using her to get to her friend.

Drew: Damn, you're right, her friend isn't too bad at all. Well as long as that is all it is I approve.

Footstool

by Superflav on Mar 03, 2009 05:38:57

SSBB, the act of stepping on an opponent's head so as to force them downwards without actually spiking them.

Example:
Lucas totally footstooled your ass right there man.

FootStool

by mlut on Dec 23, 2003 22:30:05

Superfly white guy

Example:
Yo wassap, you so FootStool is crazy!

Footstool

by Polygons on May 14, 2015 01:00:18

The nasty stuff between your toes that smells like a turd

Example:
My room mate keeps taking his socks off and leaving nasty footstool specimens on the carpet

Peng Footstool

by on Nov 16, 2020 08:45:04

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.

Example:
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!

footstool

by LuckVampire on Oct 01, 2023 13:46:34

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is at a clearly inferior level on some key dimension (intelligence, integrity, personality, etc.). Often combined with "Fucking" for greater effect.

Example:
My co-worker tried to steal $100K dollars from me through an accounting trick. What a fucking footstool.

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