fucking sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity. 2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.



fucked sideways
(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
Example:
I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.


Fucking Sideways
When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Example:
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.


Fucked sideways
When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.
Example:
The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.


Fuck Me Sideways
When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"
Example:
Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"


Fuck me sideways!
Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Example:
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"


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