girlfriend experience

When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.



Girlfriend Experience

by str8up safe sex on May 14, 2009 01:12:37

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.
Example:
Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!


The Girlfriend Experiment

by π=3.14159265358979323846 on Sep 27, 2021 16:37:32

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".
Example:
Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.


The Girlfriend Experiment II

by π=3.14159265358979323846 on Feb 18, 2022 08:07:22

As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
Example:
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.


The Girlfriend Experience

by Tahkwuh on Nov 21, 2020 07:30:53

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
Example:
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..


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