Guard Dogs
by Phenomenal1 on Apr 21, 2010 08:23:22
1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be
around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.
2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or
German Shepherds, used to
guard prisons and other high security buildings.
Example:
"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"
"No way JT, she's got
guard dogs like hell!"
"I'm almost out of jail!
OH SH*T! I forgot about
the guard dogs!"
Guard Dog
by Geth on Nov 18, 2004 13:14:10
Slang for
a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west
provincial drug trade.
Guard Dog
by BrotherKnowsBest on Apr 17, 2019 05:19:33
Just
as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of
this is that a person who initially feels
obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.
Example:
" did you see when Eric hit
Rey last week?
Rey's friend was with him and
attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"
Guard Dogs
by Alex Tooth on May 08, 2008 23:17:34
One or several ugly women that seem to hang around attractive females,
offering protection and an effective
deterrent against
hopeful males.
Guard Dog Relationship
by Lefty Power 123 on Sep 28, 2020 20:35:37
It has nothing to do with Dogging, the sex act. It is a form of toxic relationship where one person in the relationship expects the other to fight all their battles for them, and basically be their
guard dog. Partners should stick up for each other, but this is way overboard. The individual expects their "guard dog" to jump into the middle of every argument, fight and
grievance they have, because they are completely unable to fight their own battles. They want you to always be their
go-between essentially. Should the "guard dog" refuse, they will be guilt-tripped to all hell about how they don't really love them. They will probably also use the "After ALL I do for you...
could you not just do that ONE thing for me?" line.
And even if
the guard dog DOES try their best to get into the middle of a fight that has NOTHING to do with them, and try to resolve it, it will never be enough.
The guard dog will probably hear "is that all? You didn't help me at ALL! You really let me down!"
If someone makes you their guard dog on a regular basis, break up with them immediately.
Example:
Robert: (Sarcastically) Amy your hair is ugly.
Amy: BEN!!! Are you just going to let Robert sit there and say my hair is ugly? SAY SOMETHING TO ROBERT!!!
Ben: He was just joking, man. He clearly said it in a jokey way.
Amy: You NEVER stick up for me, I guess you don't love me enough. After I got you that lovely ring, too!
Ben: Sigh... Robert, it's not nice to tell people their hair is ugly, even as a joke.
Amy: IS THAT ALL?! YOU SAID IT TO HIM SO SOFTLY!! HE LITERALLY INSULTED MY HAIR THAT I SPENT AN HOUR ON AND I'M REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT!! Do you view me as just not worth the effort or something?! Do I not deserve a bit of sticking up for?!
Ben: Robert, don't make
offensive jokes about my girlfriend's hair, you twat. It's not funny, she's really self-conscious about it and I won't hang out with you if you insult my girlfriend that way.
Amy: You didn't even bring up the time 2 months ago when he said my clothes didn't match!!!
Robert: Look Ben, we used to be best friends, but now all you've done since you got with Amy is be her
guard dog. Enjoy your
guard dog relationship, I want no part of it. Bye.