kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.



kick in the balls
The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.
Example:
Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D


kicked in the balls
Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.
Example:
"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."


Kick in the balls
When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.
Example:
Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies


Kicked in the balls
So why does some of the boys still fight about this .Like what did y'all even do to get kicked in the balls huhh....
I swear why did u even piss someones day maybe thats the reason to get kicked in the balls.Y'all can't just shut you're own mouth up for second and still complain about it thinking it hurts more and starting a war.And before you search up "Anime boys smiling" without even watching anime....
Example:
"Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much more than you're period cramps"


Being Kicked in the Balls
The pain of being kicked in the balls is like nothing else. it hurts way more that your average punch. it can even kill a man and make your voice sound like a 9 year old kid raging in fortnite and yet, those hoes are complaining that giving birth is the worst pain in the world.. they kn ow nothing
Example:
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Yo Tyrone u gonna pay child sapport?!?
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*


getting kicked in the balls
some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
Example:
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"


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