guernseyed Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

guernseyed

1. One of the Channel Islands.2. Better than Jersey hands down.3. 60, 000 people clinging to a rock...4. A breed of cow, white with toffee-coloured splodges5. A type of knitted pulloverPeople from Guernsey are called Guerns or Gurns, or more officially Guernseymen or Guernesias/e. Most speak English (many very badly) with a few exceptional word and structure variations (eg "I'm to Vazon, me" - "I'm at Vazon").

Guernseyed

by GuernseyLad on Jul 17, 2019 15:34:18

When you reach a whole new level of shitfaced that you, nor your friends thought was possible.

Frequently used at the national island games as guernsey are notorious for getting hammered

Example:
“Kyle got guernseyed last night, he was talking to a lamp for 2 hours then gave it his number”

Guernsey

by FP YT on Nov 30, 2022 04:53:43

a granite lump in a channel of water

Example:
1. What’s Guernsey?
2. No idea

Guernsey

by OneBigSugarRush on Oct 01, 2009 23:47:36

A male that has a love for ska music. Obnoxiously large hair is optional.

Example:
"I know you're a guernsey so I bought us tickets to see Big D & the Kids Table."

Guernsey

by i_rly_hate_Guernsey on Dec 16, 2018 06:53:21

Looking for an island full of degenerate retards? You've come to the right place. With the States of Guernsey blowing millions a year on their retarded population (who refer to themselves as 'Donkeys'...) and reaching no reasonable standards (because they're useless!).

Example:
Person1: "heard of that stupid island? I forgot what it was called..."
Person2: "oh, you're thinking of Guernsey!"

Guernsey

by Guernsey-Rollers on Dec 24, 2009 11:08:43

adj. (slang)

Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.

Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.

Example:
1. I took so many E's last night, can't remember much but I got really Guernsey.

2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.

3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.

guernsey ass

by B. Iatch on Mar 24, 2004 04:21:13

Descriptive term used to point out gay people in the streets, usually very small ones

Example:
Whoa, look at that Guernsey ass

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