Gym Rat
an extremely large and vascular mf or a small twig trying to become an extremely large and vascular mf. Usually pull 100s of bitches or absolutely 0; there is no middle ground.
Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.
Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.
Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than
Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.
Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.
In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.
Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.
Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than
Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.
Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.
In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Example:
Crossfitter: Yo did u see that guy, he was here for 4 hours? He’s a psycho.
Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.
Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.
Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.
Crossfitter: Yo did u see that guy, he was here for 4 hours? He’s a psycho.
Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.
Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.
Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.