hamburger

A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.



hamburger
(n.) a recently-given hickey; coined for its distinct raw, meaty look.
Example:
Guy 1- "Nice hamburger, broseph."
Guy 2- "Yeah. She was real hongry!"


hamburger
a burger that rarely, if any, contains ham.
Example:
hamburger, more like a processed-burger.


hamburger
A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.

By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.

What the f* would a Burger be anyway?

Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.
Example:
In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!


hamburger
When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.
Example:
"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"


hamburger
v., slang - (to) hamburger someone

to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.

to be caught beneath a pile of people

"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".
Example:
Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.

Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."


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