hate Day

Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days' i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days



Hate Day
February 15, the day you learn almost everybody else but you got laid the day before. The day after Valentine's Day, that day you worked till 11 pm then got back home to get drunk because you didn't have a date.

February 15 is the day of misanthropy, "Hate Day", when it is mandatory to give away hatred to all of your friends, especially those who got laid the day before.

On that day, you drunk dial your ex, you troll on message boards, you post hate on Twitter, you randomly flip the bird at strangers and take 2 aspirins every 4 hours to relieve your headache.
Example:
You: So, how was your Valentine's day. Mine was horrible.

Friend: Well I wished I had been with someone else, but anyway we partied heavily.

You: What did you do?

Friend: I dropped more pills in one night than in 2 years before. Also, two pipes.

You: By "pipe", I assume you mean the object, like a bong?

Friend: No, I mean "blowjob", the act of having a girl putting her mouth around my penis.

You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

You: I HATE YOU !

Friend: Why?

You: It's February 15, Hate Day.


Hate Day
The anti-valentines day. Happens every 14th of February. It is a time when groups of people come together to take the piss outta the hallmark day.

This year, 2006, Hate Day organizers have made up posters which mock Bob Geldof & Co.'s "Make Poverty History" slogan and ad styles.

The posters can bee seen in Temple Bar in Dublin City, Ireland.
Example:
Hate Day: Make Valentines History


National Hate Day
The day people get to openly hate each other without having to pretend to love one another like they do the rest of the year.
Example:
She wanted to take their National Hate Day celebration, the one day they didn't have to repress all the nascent negativity, not only because she was too weak to acknowledge her own negative feelings, but she also needed to keep her image/reputation of false love/light/positivity intact.


National IrishMick Hate day
July 29th is the day soley designated to hating, disrespecting and insulting Urban Dictionary user "IrishMick" primarily for his awful take on the definition of "MDR" to mean "Munson Dry Rub" a perverted and unseemly sexual act, rather than the obvious definition Mort de rire meaning "Death via Laughing".
Example:
Oh remember no school on Monday the 29th

Why?

It's National IrishMick Hate day ofc

Oh yeah fuck that guy


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