speedbumpitis

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps



speedbumping
A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.
Example:
Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"

Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."

Joe: "No way man! Nice!"


Speedbumping
When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
Example:
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.


speedbumped
Run over by a car in a way that whatever is run over goes underneath the car and is run over by the tires, causing the car to bump up and down. Just like driving over a speed bump.
Example:
A UPS truck speedbumped by neighbors' cat last week.


Speedbump
A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign
Example:
Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.


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