highballs

a drink: whiskey mixed with ginger ale



highballs
The physiological response of the human eye upon ingestion or inhalation of 'The Weeds'. The resulting response is characterized by a noticeable glossiness and/or a distinctive red discoloration of the whites of the eyes. A human showing signs of 'highballs' will often be hard to agitate, irritate, or otherwise provoke into any actions involving any materials other than Doritos or Shark Week.
Example:
"Dude, are my highballs showin? I don't want the cops knowin' I've been hitting The Weeds."

"Hey man, before you head to work take these eye drops for your wake and bake highballs."


highballs
Someone has "highballs" when they smoke too much weed and their eyeballs turn red. This term was originated by rapper Deno Benz.
Example:
"Dude can we please drive thru Del Taco? I'm so high and I don't wanna go inside."

"No dude, I hate the smell it leaves in my car. Put on some sunglasses and ain't no one gonna be able to see your highballs."

"It's 9:30 pm though..."

"People will just think it's a fashion statement."


Highball
Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
Example:
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.


HIGHBALLER
Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.
Example:
Mining related (where the term actually originated):

Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!


highball
A short 1oz (mostly) drink. The hard is usually from the front bar (Rye, Vodka, White Rum, Tequila, etc) mixed with a soft drink or juice. Can be doubled or Tripled.
Example:
Cheap Highballs can include: Rye&Coke, Rum&Coke, Screwdriver, Vodke Slim, etc..


Highballer
1. A treeplanter who consistently plants a lot more trees than anyone else.

2. A misguided young person who has been conned into generating a tremendous amount of wealth for a treeplanting company. In exchange this person receives pitiful percentage of the wealth being generated, all the sex they can handle, and life-long soft tissue damage to the back, knees, shoulder, elbow & wrist.
Example:
1. Ed: "Holy shit, did you hear how many trees Sam put in today?" Sally: "Yeah that guy is a total highballer."


2. Tina: "Holy shit, my knee hurts everytime I run & the doctor told me I've got the back of a retired coal miner." Tony: "Ya, you were the fastest planter ever though."


highball
1. Railroad slang for a green light or permission to proceed. Go = highball
2. verb: to put whichever testicle hangs higher into the vagina during intercourse while leaving the lower one out.

3. verb: to overtake someone in a hallway whether they are stopped or moving.
Example:
1. Engineer: the light is green. Conductor: Highball!
2. Man I totally highballed with my girlfriend last night.
3. Dude I was just walking to my office and that gay guy highballed me. It was pretty tight in there too, I think he just wanted some action.


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