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Outragously Hostile. A combonation of the word. Often used in my home country of Kazjickaztan.

Hostagality

by Melea Seward on May 30, 2008 03:29:59

Example:
Trapped in a hotel room? Stuck on a flight? Overbearing host? Hostagality situations range from the earnest to the absurd where well-meaning hospitality and well-intentioned good experiences become more like hostage situations.

hostage

by PRH on Dec 25, 2008 09:59:14

The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.

Example:
Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.

hostage

by MagicDonJuan on Nov 24, 2003 09:07:57

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

Example:
Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?

The Hostage

by The Collectiveish on Jul 29, 2010 15:11:57

A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.

Example:
That fool pulled the hostage last night, she'll never call him back

hostage

by M Dogg on Nov 26, 2003 11:14:40

Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?
Usually refered to as "hosties"

Example:
"Hostage Down"

hostage

by FOAK - Fount Of All Knowledge on May 22, 2007 08:58:19

A raised platform for prostitutes to parade their "charms"

Example:
The hostage was just heaving with promiscuous ladies.

hostages

by DieselBangers on Nov 05, 2008 23:31:56

Women that are picked up for the purpose of sex, especially prostitutes.

Example:
Let's get a couple hostages and bring them back to my place.

Hostage

by Giselle on Jun 18, 2004 10:48:29

Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.

Example:
Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!

Hostage Negotiation

by AluMiNuM77 on May 04, 2007 19:58:38

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Example:
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

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