The Pythagorean
by UW Badger Kane on Feb 20, 2010 16:40:27
A threesome involving
two girls and one guy. The guy is riding the first girl, who is on her back. The second girl is crounched over the first while receiving oral sex from her. The guy and female
number two are making out to complete
the triangle.
Belligerent Pythagoreans
by Mind Hunter the Profiler on Mar 02, 2023 00:51:22
Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected
DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.
The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine
gunfire is by creating
interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.
Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.
What do I know?
Example:
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an
active shooter preparedness class/drill:
“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”
Confused teacher:
Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:
Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.
Confused teacher:
So you’re saying that we’re —
relatively speaking — safe, right?
Pythagorean Theorem
by DrumpfForPOTUS on Mar 13, 2016 00:26:05
The only
geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by
tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.
Pythagorean Theorem
by Dubslar on Sep 25, 2015 09:46:24
Pythagorean Diet
by MathPlus on Mar 05, 2021 13:00:32
When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey,
seafood, egg and
diary, fish, and meat—named after
Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.
Example:
Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a
Pythagorean diet during his years-old
tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.
Pythagorean Theorem
by Sid Barrett on Jul 05, 2007 07:54:03
1. In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the
hypotenuse (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then
c2 = a2 + b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.
2. Something
the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.
Example:
-The Pythagorean Theorem? Who needs it? Some smart little
preppy kid who's gonna
save the world someday?
-Actually you need it to pass this
geometry test asshole! If you don't pass this you stay back another year!
The Pythagorean Theorem
by Dictontony on Jul 21, 2022 01:27:04
The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being
a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.
This theorem contains exponential expression &
square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=
c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Example:
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2
Person 2: Wrong, 6^
2 and 8^2 is
36 and
64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
Pythagorean Theorem
by DaveJAKAPythagoras on Jun 06, 2018 03:47:56
A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a
triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect
phallus into her anus.