I didn't ask for this

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.



I Didn't Ask For This
A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Example:
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.


I didn't ask you
A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Example:
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.


I didn't ask for a sermon
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Example:
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.


I didn't ask
A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Example:
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired


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