I didn't ask for a sermon
by Emitts79 on May 20, 2011 12:51:25
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more
details of it, when
only you wanted to know
what it is.
Example:
Man1: Do you have a
spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and
you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
I didn't ask
by wtf do I write in here bro on Jul 17, 2024 12:44:38
A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to
me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the
targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should
halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Example:
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob:
I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of
the dangers of fast food, because I
worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired