tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.



Tragedy
A tragic event in which an apprentice kills their master in his sleep.
Example:
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the Wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death... but not himself.


Tragedy
A diss made my Nicki Minaj targeted at Lil' Kim. She got murdered by Nicki.
Example:
Pink Friday, Eminem, 8 Mile
It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal
'Specially when you in the game 15, 20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic!
I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic!
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy
These goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side


Tragedy
A complete fail, a terrible series of events, a failed gathering, a lame time, a fall through of plans, or any exaggerated mishap
Example:
Grant: Dude there are 7 people at this party
Austin: I don't understand man, 550 people were invited
Grant: This is a tragedy


tragedy
when Drama(see "drama") is abound and it causes a bad scene. can cause the loss of friends, the hurting of feelings, etc. also prominant in the gay community.
Example:
Allie: they were causing so much drama i couldnt take it anymore.
Josh: well thats their tragedy to handle now.


tragedy
the smelliest juicest tart who needs to get the tart away from me, people with the name tragedy are automatically juices. not good juice. bad juice. like. the opposite of apple juice. yeah. they put picture frames of eddy wee and year 4 amy in their rubbish pile, they need to get their juices juiced out this instant.
Example:
Is that tragedy?

yeah... better run.


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