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in bed

Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.

in bed

by g2ul on Oct 12, 2020 07:40:11

Sharing intelligence, typically used by intelligence agencies.

Example:
The FBI was in bed with the NSA.

in bed

by whohastoknow on Jan 24, 2011 15:07:45

Words added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty. Works best when no one is expecting it, but always leads to an entertaining conversation. Overuse may cause your friends to pretend they're annoyed, but really they don't know what they'd do without you constantly twisting everything. When used in conjunction with that's what she said it can make class a lot more fun; especially choir because lyrics and vocal excerises are perfect source material. Abbreviated I.B.

Example:
Person 1: "She's very talented."
Person 2: "In bed!"

Person 1: "Make it look good!"
Person 2: "In bed!"

...you get the idea

in bed

by Raam on Jun 14, 2006 08:09:08

Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.

Example:
Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed

in bed

by Sarah on Jan 24, 2004 15:15:06

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Example:
Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

in bed

by Abel on Nov 26, 2004 08:13:58

Also good for using after your mom, your face, and the ever popular your mom's face

Example:
Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!

in bed

by Nickstryker on Aug 14, 2004 13:48:12

To be in business together.

Example:
Okay, you can go tell Jack that we're back in bed together, I'm sure he'll be very happy

bed bed bed

by G. Thomas on Aug 09, 2006 15:21:27

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

Example:
"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

bed

by MatsumotoMania on Dec 06, 2013 02:37:49

A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

Example:
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

bed

by wins on Apr 14, 2011 08:14:12

my favourite place

Example:
mum: get out of bed
me: no

Elsewhere

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