jammy dodger
When having sex with a woman who is on her period u have to dodge the 'jammy' vagina and slip it into the asshole.Jammy Dodger
1) A small round biscuit with Jam inside it (alwasy best 2 eat a whole pack at a time!)
2) A nickname for someone with the name Jasmine, James, Jamie, Jason or any other similar in nature
3) Someone whose ver very lcuky!!
2) A nickname for someone with the name Jasmine, James, Jamie, Jason or any other similar in nature
3) Someone whose ver very lcuky!!
Example:
1) Yummy!!
2) Hey Jammy Dodger (JD), wanna grab a coffee?
3)You JAMMY DODGER!! (thats how we say it down in the south!! lol)
1) Yummy!!
2) Hey Jammy Dodger (JD), wanna grab a coffee?
3)You JAMMY DODGER!! (thats how we say it down in the south!! lol)
Jammy Dodger
1. someone who has great fortune in avoiding bad things, often to the dismay and envy of others. Often replaced for 'Jammy Git'
2. someone born with ridiculously good looks and personality, and who is TOTALLY mittens and doesn't realise it!!
3. A round biscuit/jam combination, who i love the makers for.
2. someone born with ridiculously good looks and personality, and who is TOTALLY mittens and doesn't realise it!!
3. A round biscuit/jam combination, who i love the makers for.
Example:
1. OH YOU JAMMY DODGER!!!
2. You're such a jammy dodger. :)
3. Hand me over that jammy dodger, NOW!!
1. OH YOU JAMMY DODGER!!!
2. You're such a jammy dodger. :)
3. Hand me over that jammy dodger, NOW!!
Jammy Dodger
Jammie Dodger
Jammy Dodger Season
Refers to a female's period of menstruation.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.
bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers
possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
Example:
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
Jammie dodger
Example:
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"
Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"
Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
jammie dodger
1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
Example:
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?
I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?
I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...