jew in the cupboard
A jew that is in your
cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the
cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a
muscle man/woman, broom etc2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/
komodo dragon...4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.If this does not work follow theses steps1. Run2. Hide3. Its coming4.