dutch uncle
dutch uncle
The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.
Example:
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
Dutch uncle
Dutch Uncle
Dutch Uncle
Example:
Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
Dutch Uncles
Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles
Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
Example:
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"
"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"
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"Hey dude how was your weekend?"
"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"
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Dutch Uncle Rub
A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Example:
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
Dutch Uncle
When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Example:
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.