jlo

The moniker for celebrity singer/actress Jennifer Lopez.Became popular when Lopez releashed her music album "J-LO" in July 24, 2001 and opened her own product line named JLO.The online shop very humbly describes j-lo as " one of the most talented, well known entertainers in the world today."(which is larger, the head or the...)



jlo

by i dunno? on Feb 10, 2005 05:32:45

Wouldn't last 5 minutes on the 'block'. A spoilt snobby diva!!
Example:
"Oh i'm Jlo I grew up in the bronx I was so poor "WHATEVER!!!


jlo

by Neen on Mar 12, 2004 00:19:58

a bitch that thinks she can sing
Example:
jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.

Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail


jlo

by dainty on Apr 14, 2005 06:43:38

Jennifer Lopez is a 37 year old celebrity who kept trying to get married in the past few years, Some have called her "Jho" because she has been with so many men, but frankly her clock is ticking and she wants to have babies before it's too late.

Now she has finally found her pair Marc Anythony who is the same race as her which is Puerto Rican, and she was seen on t.v saying that it's better that she's with someone who is the same backround as her because you have more in common that way, etc. and is happier than she has ever been.

Anywho, JLO's career is starting to go down the crapper because people are starting to realize that she is just a gimmick, she can't sing worth a damn (her latest album is a mojor flop), her acting is barely average, her clothing line is cheap and tacky, her perfumes stink, literally... basically the only thing she's good at is dancing.
Example:
I think she should have stuck with puffy because then she'd still be somebody, dumping him was the worst move she ever made


jlo

by Tical on Jan 27, 2004 20:20:40

1)A person having no talent but still gave head to get ahead in life
2)A person who is "not a ho" she just love the cock
Example:
1)Jlo sure cant sing but shes got one fat ass which muffles out her horrible voice
2)Im not a ho im a woman


jlo

by Mollz on Jan 02, 2004 03:40:31

a person who thinks their real but they is just a lump of plastic and says shes got a big bum but shes just got pillows stuck and she also thinks she had a hard upbringing in the bronx when she didnt.
Example:
Jlo:'dont be fooled by the rocks that ive got, im still, im still jenny from the block'
Peter Vinney:'ooh thats real cool'
Jub Jub Hill:'its not real or cool, just sum lie!'


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