johnathon

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Johnathon

by just_me:) on Dec 15, 2012 14:31:14

'Johnathon' is completely individual, just like the spelling of his name. He's just too awesome for the conventional spelling, in the same way that he's too awesome to fit the conventional idea of normal in his personality and style. He's tall and handsome and a total tank, wears op shop style clothes and makes them look amazing. He plays basketball and listens to bands most people have never heard of. He's confident, energetic, hilarious and heaps of fun, and has possibly the strangest laugh ever. He's the most loving guy ever, and cares so deeply about everyone. He has a way of seeing people that's different to the way others do- he sees past the front to the brokenness underneath, then somehow manages to see beyond that to beauty; beauty the person can't see themself. He makes people feel special and builds them up with encouragement. He's impossible to forget.
Example:
'Do you think Johnathon knows how amazing he is?'


Johnathon

by kykycakes on Dec 21, 2019 14:39:57

Johnathon is an absolute amazing person. Hands down the funniest person to meet. He has an amazing smile, that could light up any room. His personality is so amazing, he puts others before himself, and he's so outgoing. He has such a kind heart. He is extremely handsome, and he has great hair. He is always there when you need him, and he always sticks by your side no matter whats going on. His eyes are beautiful, and he is so caring. He's the greatest boyfriend.
Example:
I love Johnathon.


Johnathon

by somedudeontiktok on Nov 11, 2019 15:36:38

Despite having his name spelled wrong by his parents, Johnathon is a fukin chad. He is awkward some times and a frickin comedic beast at others. Usually has barely above average grades in school but somehow knows everything at the same time.
Example:
Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”

Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”


Johnathon

by Johnathon S. on Oct 17, 2008 09:26:02

A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
Example:
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.


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