last lap
Last Lap Syndrome - or
LSS, is the annoying fucking disease that plagues racing games everywhere. It usually occurs on the last lap of a long, hard, and/or very important race.Symptoms include:* Ramming into a tiny
rose bush that completely
totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.* Leading 99 percent of the race only to be passed by the A.I. while he simultaneously receives a blow job from your girlfriend and flips you off saying "SUCKA!" *
Head on collision with some stupid ass taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.* Leaving your sucky ass opponent completely totaled a mile away in his
junker, only for him to recover as the best damn racer in the known world - then proceed to leave your slow ass rotting in the gutter while he blows passed you for the win.
Last lap
by Pitou1093 on Aug 05, 2017 03:40:40
A "
last lap" is the
finishing touch on wiping your
turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.