laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.



Laying a cable
Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example:
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off


lay a cable
Another phrase for the act of defication.
Example:
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.


Laying the Cables
When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Example:
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."


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