bonnet

A "bonnet" is British meaning the hood of an automobile.



Bonnet
A word used mostly by the British to describe the metal sheet covering your engine of your vehicle.

It can also be known as a hat...
Example:
- The smoke was rising from under the bonnet...

- Put on your bonnet its bloody freezing outside...


bonneted
the act of getting hit by a car, and surviving...
Example:
'Yo dude, im tripping home from the cinema at three in the morning and sum guy just Bonnets me'

or

Randomer on his phone: Wow a guy in the road

GUY IN THE ROAD: Please help me...

Randomer on his phone: Jay, This dude got Bonneted...

GUY IN THE ROAD: ***Dying***

Randomer on his phone: lol


Bonnet
bon-et (n): 1) The art of a man acting like a woman or little girl. 2) A common name for someone who relinquishes their man card to indulge in overt feminine activity.
Example:
Adam was being a bonnet when he elected go flower shopping instead of watching baseball.

Alex is such a bonnet when talking to cougars; I swear he likes pegging!

You might want to loosen your bonnet Brian... remember, there is football to be watched, and paddle boating to be missed!


Bonnet
A massive weasel (when someone's voice involuntarily goes high-pitched during a normal sentence), normally associated with someone know only as K-Dogg. Everyone weasels every now and then, but hearing a bonnet is a rare occasion (unless you're around K-Dogg).
Example:
- Stu, K-Dogg just did a massive bonnet!
- You just did a massive bonnet.


Bonnet
That small pink bunny that tries to kill you, but ends up asking your for a hug.

It takes her seven eternities for her to get to you, but if she does, boop her nose.
The female counter-part of Bon-Bon
Example:
No, Bonnet doesn't have a pink errection.


meat bonnet
when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.
Example:
last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.


Bonnets
A lit team of girls that have been brought together by the force of love to form this universal word that can be used to describe anything, primarily used to describe the littest, the whackest and the sexiest group of girls around!
Example:
Look it’s the bonnets the whackest chicks around


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