lemony snicket

A game most people first learn about away from home at a summer camp or someplace similar. In this game a lemon wedge taken from a bar and the juice is squeezed into the peehole of a guy's penis and a girls vagina. Tat lemon is set aside and a new one is used to repeat the process. The first one to wince or scream is out of the game and the last person with a straight face wins.



lemony snicket
1. the act of smoking pot with a lemon-flavored throat lozenger in your mouth. makes everything taste all lemony.
2. popular children's author
3. the lemon-vagina sex situation
Example:
Jane did a lemony snicket while smoking last night and it blew everybody's minds.


lemony snicket
A slang term for a woman's genitalia with a slightly lemony aroma.
Example:
1. "I stuck a flute up my lemony snicket."
2. Rabbi Yossi Greenfield asked Janie to stand up and present her lemony snicket to the class.


lemony snicket
the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.
Example:
his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto


lemony snicket
Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?
Example:
Lemony Snicket is not useless, he serves as the best bad example.


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