momment

A total mom comment



momment
A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).
Example:
Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."


Momment
A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.
Example:
"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("


Mommenting
When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."
Example:
I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.


scrubs momment
when you space out or imagine something crazy or funny happening from an event but instead you really do something boreing as taken in NBC's hit seris scrubs and defined in family guy
Example:
1 dude! come back your haveing a scubs momment!
2 dude... i just punched you in a scrubs momment.... hehe...


Nick Momment
When someone speaks of a topic in a group that is not relevant to what the group was talking about.

Nicholas Field Evented the Nick Momment.
Example:
Guy1: Did you hear about that fight at the Plazza the other night?

Guy2: Yeah man i was in it.

Nick: Yes i have pubic hairs.

Guy1: That was a Nick Momment.


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