lifeboat

A person in a relationship who keeps someone he dated or some who likes him on the side in case things dont work out in his current relationship, so that he can have another person to replace his current bf/gf



lifeboat
1.
Another word for condom.

Make sure you get in a lifeboat before the ship sinks, hehe.

2.
The more usual definition of lifeboat is a boat usually stored on ships or deployed to rescue those in trouble at sea.

Boats stored on ships are used for passengers and crew to escape from a sinking ship, or perhaps to rescue someone who has fell in or been found in the water.
Example:
1.
Harold: I say old chap, do you have any lifeboats to spare? I am wooing Doris tonight!

Jack: Harry, I'll give you a lifeboat if you stop talking like that.

2.
Captain: Good lord, we're sinking! Get everyone into the lifeboats now!

First Mate: Sorry sir, we already deployed the boats to rescue Mr. Creosote...

Captain: Seven boats for one man? Are you insane?!?

First Mate: He's kind of fat...


lifeboat
An unsinkable poop which remains floating in the toilet even after multiple flushes.
Example:
"Dammit, that's the second time Pete's left a lifeboat floating in the toilet. Maybe it's his high-fat diet that causes that unnatural buoyancy?"


lifeboat
when you have to take a dump, lay a few sheets of toilet paper before you take a dump. That my friend is the actual life boat. What the life boat does is protects you from the evil backsplash. I don't know about you but i HATE it when backsplash touches my anus.
Example:
Jerry deployed a lifeboat so not to get backsplash while taking a dump


Mandy Lifeboats
A woman who is the first person called for when a large ship appears to be sinking
Example:
Mandy Lifeboats! Mandy Lifeboats! We're sinking!


Tripped into the lifeboat
A descriptive phrase meaning when a person offers a fictional account of an unlikely accident to excuse a huge real-life blunder or to cover up an act of pure cowardice.
Example:
The Captain would have stayed behind with the sinking ship if he hadn't tripped into the lifeboat.

The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.

He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.


Law of the Lifeboat
Who gets to eat who, when.
Example:
HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.


torpedoed the lifeboat
When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.
Example:
I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.


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