First Mate Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

First Mate

The second in command on a ship (I know).The person most likely to stab the captain in the back, which is ironic as he should be his closest confidant.

First Mate Rob

by J Wood and First Mate Rob on Jan 10, 2005 22:44:38

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

Example:
J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

depleted, heavy duty, end my misery, A pervert, Not hot, franch, Deary me, aggravation, Anti-Christian, comrades, hop, Perez, Slate, Huber, vodka and, HELPLESS, no offense, but, Some Like it Hot, reem, circus clown, grounded, SECTS, alligators, The Red Baron, sm entertainment, CD player, Tag Teaming, Gorillaz, Holy penis, Taco, view, Mox, eat the corn, Zahra, pond, rastas, domicile, B Dubs, the cock, The shat, goner, conner, weirderer, Slimes, the Condor, want some smoke, GEEKY MEMBER, Tings, Limitation, Dora, Isaac Foster, Bath and Body Works, Saige, sadhvi sood, polls, next to God, Aborigines, Box head, in the slammer, Pacifism, onna, buggery, izzy, deluded, D Block, based out of, Slave and Master, GI Joe, gabroni, rolling dick, tight spot, Side hoe, commom, conceived, chillz, foot deep, tranny chaser, Lifeboat, Jeni, pile on, up 2, Double V, whore ass bitch, dilapidated, Internet Girl, Demetri, headbanger, Even Man Out, the best anime ever, british columbia, close to me, ping-pong, fluoxetine, argue, volleys, Hots, red mark, Pro-Lifer, Rutgers football, the funny, possum, Wood, Zulu, Dattebayo, B squared, i go for it, c50, Rosa, Loud and clear, Halo Reach, stool, wrong, great white cock, statefarm, derivative, deeped, Three Dots Tattoo, come about, Sian, best anime, Top Class Bitch, internet addiction, this foo, buster, wreck you, ga, Bloods, muneh, A dj, A God, bright, suck you in, the shinning, satisfactory, ITP, contortionist, the contract, hella NorCal, Harold, windows 95, No-reply no, facile, celtic, it up, Splinter, asics, forevermore, KMG, To confess, triple-dog-dare, Blarney Stone, onus, raspberry tart, supreme leader, shitposting, Crusing, parks, glass window, Maggie, Global inequality, B-hem, The all, Crossed legs, fence, Have a good, Uneasy Wildabest, outside world, arousal forecast, Soapy Hand Slap, mcafee, smoke you, Bladz, Parkinson, Zumo, Dander, s4s, goint, Flairing, 36 ounces, double tap, Donna, yolo, light, content, the keeper, Project Mbappe, Ita, Vaj Eluder, converging, Meme God, we todd did, real work, Let Me Down, Indicator, Platonic Intimacy, ni Chana ni Juana, Arizo, yeah, Twenty Dollar Whore, wedge, first mate, depleted, heavy duty, end my misery, A pervert, Not hot, franch, Deary me, aggravation, Anti-Christian, comrades, hop, Perez, Slate, Huber, vodka and, HELPLESS, no offense, but, Some Like it Hot, reem, circus clown, grounded, SECTS, alligators, The Red Baron, sm entertainment, CD player, Tag Teaming, Gorillaz, Holy penis, Taco, view, Mox, eat the corn, Zahra, pond, rastas, domicile, B Dubs, the cock, The shat, goner, conner, weirderer, Slimes, the Condor, want some smoke, GEEKY MEMBER, Tings, Limitation, Dora, Isaac Foster, Bath and Body Works, Saige, sadhvi sood, polls, next to God, Aborigines, Box head, in the slammer, Pacifism, onna, buggery, izzy, deluded, D Block, based out of, Slave and Master, GI Joe, gabroni, rolling dick, tight spot, Side hoe, commom, conceived, chillz, foot deep, tranny chaser, Lifeboat, Jeni, pile on, up 2, Double V, whore ass bitch, dilapidated, Internet Girl, Demetri, headbanger, Even Man Out, the best anime ever, british columbia, close to me, ping-pong, fluoxetine, argue, volleys, Hots, red mark, Pro-Lifer, Rutgers football, the funny, possum, Wood, Zulu, Dattebayo, B squared, i go for it, c50, Rosa, Loud and clear, Halo Reach, stool, wrong, great white cock, statefarm, derivative, deeped, Three Dots Tattoo, come about, Sian, best anime, Top Class Bitch, internet addiction, this foo, buster, wreck you, ga, Bloods, muneh, A dj, A God, bright, suck you in, the shinning, satisfactory, ITP, contortionist, the contract, hella NorCal, Harold, windows 95, No-reply no, facile, celtic, it up, Splinter, asics, forevermore, KMG, To confess, triple-dog-dare, Blarney Stone, onus, raspberry tart, supreme leader, shitposting, Crusing, parks, glass window, Maggie, Global inequality, B-hem, The all, Crossed legs, fence, Have a good, Uneasy Wildabest, outside world, arousal forecast, Soapy Hand Slap, mcafee, smoke you, Bladz, Parkinson, Zumo, Dander, s4s, goint, Flairing, 36 ounces, double tap, Donna, yolo, light, content, the keeper, Project Mbappe, Ita, Vaj Eluder, converging, Meme God, we todd did, real work, Let Me Down, Indicator, Platonic Intimacy, ni Chana ni Juana, Arizo, yeah, Twenty Dollar Whore,