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anuses

Describing the depth and width of one's anus.

Anusitis

by burfus man on Jul 17, 2021 07:36:15

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.

Example:
After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.

anusing

by Helium on Mar 19, 2003 06:55:37

n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.

Example:
Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.

Anusized

by Perv Johnson on Nov 02, 2010 03:41:04

pronounced "anus-eyes-ed": An acute medical condition of the retina, not yet fully understood, and most often resulting in temporary blindness, that is believed to result from staring directly into a bunghole. Situations that may put one at risk of catching this "disease" are being a novice in locker rooms, nude beaches, nudist colonies, or a new proctcologist.

Example:
Dad: I want to warn you to be careful Sam. When one of the nudist's bends over at the beach today, be sure to look away. You definitely don't want to get anusized!
Sam: Ok Dad, I'll be careful.

Anuse

by Bigflopper on Apr 18, 2010 04:05:06

A replacement word for the word "anus" except with a mild touch of ghay.

Example:
"My anuse is so hexagonal"
"Wooot?"
"Yus"

Anuses

by 58J9N on Mar 10, 2012 02:00:52

anus (anuses plural)A person's anus is the hole from which faeces leaves their body Or your arse, bum or but

Example:
Those Anuses Where Sexy

anused

by Byron Mashumba on Apr 30, 2006 01:57:40

It has the exact meaning of arsed, meaning bothered.

It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed

Example:
e.g.

"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"

"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"

"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight

anusate

by David Chompster on Mar 23, 2003 11:38:06

Fucntion: Verb
Origin: Olde Woadish

To fecaltate out of context

Example:
Anusate? Isnt that Olde Woadish?

extreme fluctuating anuses

by csko15 on Mar 21, 2015 06:33:55

A term used to describe the opening and closing motion of the rectal opening at a rapid or aggressive rate. Something you yell at a friend, relative or stranger to express excitement or to indicate your personal level of fun. Also known as a 7-11-6.

Example:
"EXTREME FLUCTUATING ANUSES"

French kisser of anuses

by rick jacobs on Aug 05, 2003 23:56:01

bum tonguer

Example:
john howard is just george bush's bum tonguer.

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