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literate

In real life--Able to read and write.In roleplaying--A good roleplayer. Specifically, a literate roleplayer does not use chatspeak, spells word correctly, and has proper usage and grammar. Literates are less likely to be desperates or n00bs and generally roleplays well.If you see a thread with "LITERATE ROLEPLAY/LITERATES ONLY" in the subject line, it means they only accept people who have good grammar.

literate

by CPU Killer on Feb 01, 2005 09:43:45

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...

Example:
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)

literally

by Deathmatch1127 on Apr 14, 2015 16:07:15

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?

Example:
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."

Literally

by DatJewishkid on Jul 07, 2017 07:14:10

a word with no meaning in today's USA.

Example:
Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news.
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?

Person 1: Why would you call 911?

literally

by grammerpalice on Jun 30, 2011 12:39:49

used to describe something that actually happens or exists. One of the most overused words in modern society. Not to be confused with figuratively, as this is the complete opposite.

Example:
Incorrect usage:

A: It was literally raining cats and dogs.

B: Really dipshit? How many scratches do you have?

Correct usage:
A: Dude, Justin Bieber literally has half a billion views on YouTube.
B: Shit, really? Now I know the world is coming to an end

literally

by tom healey on Aug 29, 2016 22:21:05

A good way to show that you are a total drama queen twit is to use the term 'literally' to describe every mundane thing that you do in life

Example:
'dude.. i literally died'

'oh... its a shame you are literally still alive though'

Literally

by Deest on Mar 11, 2017 00:20:51

Actually; in fact; without exaggeration. The single most overused and incorrectly used word in the English language.

Example:
"I literally died laughing."
"He just texted me, omg I literally can't."
"I am literally over it."
"This is literally the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyone ever made."
"He is literally such a jerk."
"I was literally, like, almost about to cry."

Now, let's look at this word used correctly:
"I know you're lactose intolerant...don't worry, there's literally no dairy in my house."
"Kim Kardashian has done literally nothing to deserve fame or fortune."
"Kanye West literally thinks he is Jesus Christ."

Literable

by AngelJean on Apr 15, 2021 04:10:25

When you are literal and therefore gullible.

Example:
He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.

Litereally

by MikeInDC on Jan 15, 2021 00:25:03

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”

Example:
“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.

Literous

by thesneakygiraffe on Aug 21, 2010 23:49:06

The feeling of wanting to litter or throw fruits off of buildings.

Example:
"I am feeling very literous" is what he said as he tossed his can of coke out the window of his car.

"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions

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