loincloth
A garment, usually consisting of a single piece of cloth, worn around the hips and covering the groin area. Traditionally worn in regions of the world with a hot climate. Found throughout North and South America, Africa and Asia. Different types of
loincloth vary of course; loincloths worn by Indians in North America were often of leather, the Aztecs made theirs from a cotton-like cloth made from cactus fiber. In Japan, all classes once wore loincloths, the farmers wore theirs as outer wear while wading
in the rice paddies, and the nobles wore theirs as underwear, under their bakama (loose-fitting trousers) and kimono.
Loincloth
by Princess Pudding Pops Chester on May 18, 2004 06:45:05
Worn by the
Yaoi Queen,
Lady Boy Valvados, bringer of Yaoi and messiah of mirth.
Made of silk that ticlkes the groin and other naughty places. You could be next.
Example:
Valvados stripped his
loincloth of laugther, for all the world to see the little man he be and put on a silken garm to address all of thee.
With this new loincloth that tickles the heart, it tickles the soul, not to mention little ye.
Book of Yaoist
Iori, verse 23 of the Yaoi Bible.
reverse loincloth
by notwing on Jul 17, 2010 18:16:19
Wearing riding
chaps or
alterations of them with nothing beneath is a reverse loincloth - rather than covering only your genitals, you cover
everything but. Applicable to both genders.
Example:
When he came home from work last night, I decided to
surprise him with a reverse loincloth and some
lit candles.
Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag
by rhinozrus on Feb 19, 2009 18:31:27
something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having
Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with
the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
Example:
thanks a bunch for making me call
the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!